EXPLICIT CONTENT!!! Those under 18 are not allowed to read...THIS MEANS YOU, JIA LING! *added after being whacked by Li Sian* AND U TOO, LI SIAN!!!

Friday, 2nd December 2005, KFC ( the fake one) - 3 Monkeys sat there eating their meal of Bandito Pockets, Nuggets and yummy yummy chicken. Discussion of holiday plans were topic of the night and the 3 monkeys discussed them well. Suddenly frustrated by lack of good places ( cheap places ) to go to, Monkey Trans declared that they stayed in KL and rent a room somewhere. The other two loudly stated their objections and Monkey Giggle suggested that they stay in Sunway Lagoon. Monkey Oh Dear went "Oh dear...we can have a camp fire and if the fire goes out, i'll just throw fireballs in!"

Monkey Giggle said, "And if ur fireballs run out, we'll throw u in ya?"

Monkey Oh Dear replied, "Yes!" then he thought for awhile, "NO!!"

Monkey Trans said they were idiOTs and that the fireballs would be so powerful that they'll all be burnt to ashes sitting around the fire. And news headlines the next day would read,

15 STUDENTS DIE AROUND CAMPFIRE. CAUSE UNKNOWN. YELLOW PAPER BALLS WERE FOUND AT THE SCENE.

Monkey Oh Dear said, "We'll become ghosts, wandering around Sunway Lagoon whispering.....fiiiiiggguuuurrreeeeesssssss......fiiiiiiggggguuuuuurrrrreeeeessssss............"

The other two monkeys giggled and shrieked in laughter. OOOoooEEEEAAAAOOoooOoooo....!!!!

Topic then changed to the various sexual traits of other monkeys in class...

Monkey Oh Dear only had to growl softly and Mock Up models would come flocking to him...says Oh Dear when he gets turned on..

Monkey In-Need-Of-C5000-vitamin sweets would just snap her long legs around the guy and probably snap him in two...guy dies in pleasure...

Monkey Panda would shout "KINGDOM HEART RULES!!!" in his throes of passion. Uses 6th finger to turn girls on, (he lets them play with it *roles eyes*) Then he takes out his wand, "Wingardium Leviosa!!" Girls clothes fly off and he starts teaching her figures.

Monkey Swan would use his wonderful tongue...round and round, in and out....

Monkey Naruto would let the girl pour melted choki-choki all over him but when she tries to lick it off, he'll push her away shouting, "NO! MY CHOKI-CHOKI!!" and starts licking himself.

Monkey Trans would scatter Super Rings all over the guy and eat them one by one...probably will forget about the guy as well because she was so focused on the Super Rings.

Monkey Taco will draw graffiti on girl's body.

Monkey Sardine will use eyes to hypnotize guy and then tie him up to the bed before stealing his new shoes.

Monkey Kagetaka will whip guy with snooker stick. OWwww!!

I know...we're a bunch of weird perverts...but that's what we concluded after spending 8 months together...