Malaysian Drivers
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:IPOH
2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with
cigarette: KEPONG driver.
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across
all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWNKUALA LUMPUR
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on
accelerator: JOHOR driver.
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf
cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, hands-free on the
lap: BANGSAR driver.
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: FOREIGNER, driving inMALAYSIA
7. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel,
talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on
steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG JAYA DRIVER.....on the Federal Highway !!!
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with
cigarette: KEPONG driver.
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across
all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on
accelerator: JOHOR driver.
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf
cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, hands-free on the
lap: BANGSAR driver.
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: FOREIGNER, driving in
7. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel,
talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on
steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG JAYA DRIVER.....on the Federal Highway !!!
8. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest,
alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on
brake, throwing rambutans or durian shells out the window:
9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude,
rear window stickers read "Make my day", beer cans on floor, wedding
ribbon still attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE....PUCHONG driver!
10.One hand on the handphone, another hand picking nose, One
leg on the dash board, another leg crossed on the seat with a beer can
in the middle ~ turning anywhere he likes, parking anywhere he likes, in
fact, driving anywhere he likes. aaahhh..... this is a heaven for
drivers......welcome to
11. Two hands gripping tightly to the wheel, eyes glued on
the windscreen, alternately stepping on the accelerator and brakes every 5
seconds. WOMAN DRIVER!
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12. One hand on steering wheel, second hand never leaves shift stick, driver's head bouncing to Celldweller or Animal Alpha bursting from the stereo of a four wheel drive SUV. Steering hand raises up occasionally to show the finger. Driver thinks that his SUV has godlike handling and supreme suspensions. Accelerates in tight corners.
Welcome to my world of driving
one hand on wheel,one hand leaning on the door supporting head,2 legs on the same pedal,eyes getting ready to sleep..
guess who..
BEN...
Both hands on the steering wheel..eyes on shaza making sure she doesn't jump out of the car..right foot taking turns on accelerator and brake..weaving in and out of traffic looking out for cool cars...
that's me!!
not ALL women are bad drivers laaaaa....
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