Birthday song

This song is made by some weird dude in the country western, this little post is up for everyone who is celebrating their birthday anytime soon(and to those whose birthday has already passed). Here goes:

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
The fact that you were able to make the trip around the sun. *gasp*
And the whole clan gathers round with gifts and laughter do abound,
and then we make a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.

Happy Birthday, now you're one year older,
Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over,
Happy Birthday, you didn't accomplish much,
But you didn't didn't die this year, I guess thats good enough.

So let's drink to your fading health and hope you don't remind yourself,
the chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year,
Coz if you feel like doing laps, eating food and taking naps,
And hoping someday perhaps your life would hold some cheer.

Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters
Happy Birthday, you're starting to get fatter
Hapy Birthday, it's all downhill from now on,
Just try not to remind yourself that you're best years are now gone.

If cryogenics were all free than you would live like Walt Disney,
and live for all eternity inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set and this is the only life you get,
and though it hasn't ended yet, but sometimes you wish it might.

Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money,
Happy Birthday, your life's so sad it's funny,
happy Birthday, how much more can you take,
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

Happy birthday...happy birthday....happy birthdayyy....toooo yoou.