3rd Year Predictions of 4 monkeys in Pizza Hut

what will happen 2 years from now? will this blog still be open? will we all still be friends? here are some predictions we made over alfredo chicken spaghetti and Special Supreme pizza..

Benruto - Still wearing his Naruto handband...*the same torn oldie since he can't find a new one*...Still ketams alot....and we mean ALOT...!! Still likes to unzip stuff and finally succeeds in unzipping Chin Hou's clothes...

Chin Hou - Still the Mock-up King...*no one can dethrone him*...planned to get revenge on Benruto for unzipping incident but ends up making plans to take over the world...unfortunately, plan failed and he retired to publish "Oh Dear!" magazine and work part-time as a purple, sexually frustrated dinosaur in a children's circus...oh dear.....

Junn Tseng - Gets married for the 50th time...been divorced 49 times...still passes up assignments on time...*darn it*...grades? B++ ---> A--...finally gets up the courage to buy a blue G-string and after wearing it for a year, decides to donate it to the Monkey museum...writes a monthly collumn about Thongs and G-strings for "Oh Dear" Magazine...

Shawn - Has his own reign of boobless and boobful people..having forgotten all about monkeyclasscd0551, he doesn't work for "Oh Dear" Magazine...but he DID get his armpits dyed all the colours of the rainbow to be better than Cloud...*Geri marries him a few years later*...still blogs about boring stuff though...

Chris - Returns to study Thermodynamics at TAR college...*after graduating from TOA*...finally expands his "Memories" collumn on his cupboard...Tattoed his blog url address on his ......*use ur imagination*..... so he will never forget it...buys a BMW which no one is allowed to touch except himself...occasionally returns to MonkeyClass blog to 'kacau orang'...

Jia Ling - Finds the PERFECT miniskirt....not too short and not too long....HOORAYY!!! turned down offer to model in Playboy Mansion...decided to take up offer to pose nude in "Oh Dear" Magazine....

Shaza - Eloped with Gary *drama lecturer* and makes advertisements about shocking disbelief and beer...drew a million comics about her classmates but never got published until she divorced Gary and married The Real Slim Shady...who by that time has grown old and chubby...to compensate his "problem" of not being able to "get it up anymore", he allows Shaza to hire male models for her own viewing *ahem* pleasure...She endorses "Oh Dear" Magazine and works hard....

Li Sian - Opens Kagetaka & Co. Proffesionally teaches people how to spell "HIPPOPOTAMUS" with their butts...this time, she KNOWS how to spell it....still looks out for cheap places to eat at...still runs around dancing to Kuch Kuch Birthday Hey playing in the background...still leeches from Jia Ling...

Geri - Still owns plenty of underwear and bras...still has small hands....still broke and has to charm people to belanja her...graduates from TOA and works part time in "Oh Dear" Magazine...we don't know what she does...she just lingers around the coffee machine and starts a conversation with anyone who goes near her....

Chrystal - Still lives in Dracolshia but by now, population has grown...although there are still NO fairies, the dragons have fallen prey to mating season and there are small baby dragons running all over the place...she still has the sexiest lips around...and still blogs about random things...and yes...she's still hyper about everything...

William - Still loud...still crazy...still a poser....graduates and plays in a band full of gay people...although he does not know it...

James - Finally gets his Fender J. Bass guitar...signs up with progressive metal band phenom Dream Theater..still good friends with Willy....still has his Nissan Terrano, except jacked up with a V8 engine..owns 30 pairs of Adidas footwear..still plays futsal every Thursday...

Sam - Still crazy over Man. Utd....Still gets stuck in traffic jams...

and finally....*as written by Shawn and Junn Tseng*

Ah Sum - Got tired of being a trans and decides to turn back into a guy after many sad, unsatisfactory, disasterous "activities" in bed...penis drops off 5 minutes after surgery ( 13 inches...too long ) ...she is now neither man nor woman...Goes to the Sahara dessert to do advertising and research...fans herself with her fingers every 2 minutes..Skirt flies off during sandstorms...

THERE!! what do u think? will these predictions come true? hahahaha...

*Important note : All are jokes and are meant to be taken as jokes...we're not serious and this is NOT a curse upon any of u....i know u guys are great.....so don't worry....*

13 comments:

Chris Yuen said...

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Chris Yuen said...

why would i wanna tattoo my blog url to my *use your imagination*???it's practically sittin in my address history..

ThePinkRabbit said...

cos li sian said that u have the blog url written on a piece of paper above ur comp...

Anonymous said...

h-i-p-p-o-t-... awgawdamnit WHY CANT I EVER GET IT RIGHT?? @_@

Anonymous said...

y no me wan.. sob sob..='(

CD055-1 said...

cochroach.. probably got stepped on n died next year.. thats y.. hahah...

y am i the 1st person on the list? ^^;;;

n looks like most of the ppl r involved in "Oh Dear!" magazine.. making lots of money huh...

n what happened to han seng n junn tseng?

ben

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha..
u wanan step on me? so ez mer? i can fly wan le.. then i'm a mutated cockroach oso.. i got gigi wan.. i gigit d person who wanna step on me..
bwahahahaha.. die human die..XD
mutated cockroach RULEZ!!

ThePinkRabbit said...

hahaha...what la..
oh yeah...now we must add ken and jon...ok ok...wait ar..check tomorrow, u'll be on the list...^_^

li sian...hahaa...it's not as easy as it seems, huh...

benruto..u're the first cos ur story leads to chin hou's story...and chin hou's leads to the rest...it doesn't mean that u're the most important one in the group...hehehehe....

Anonymous said...

oi polar bear..
go check ur frenster..
i sent u d testi edi..
n arh..
u on9 dun use msn la u.. hmm.. notty notty..XD

ThePinkRabbit said...

hahaha...eh..u're online now ar...
ok ok..i'll go check friendster...it better be a GOOD testi, ya...
or else, i'll step on u!!!
hahaha...msn...lazy to chat la..i need to finish CG work...

Anonymous said...

hahaha..
me oso ler..
go siao edi now..
n oso so slpy summore.. having damn lots of sticks beside me 2 make my eye buka besar besar..XD

ThePinkRabbit said...

hahaha...i'm using toothpicks...not sticks...why u so old fashioned wan?
go sleep la..tomorrow still got time to do...
hehe..funny la, chatting here...

Eve said...

aiyo sad kes, gua sudah mati ke after 4 years? xD