Excellent poems by unknown poets

.......found on toilet doors and walls

A budding poet trying his best

Here I lie in stinky vapor
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper
Shall I lie, or shall I linger
Or shall I be forced to use my finger

Another to-be poet, he wrote this

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart
And shit my pants !

Perhaps it's true that people DO find inspiration in toilets

I came here
To shit and stink
But all I do
Is sit and think

There are also people who come in for a different purpose

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
But I come here to scratch my balls
And read all this bullshit on the walls

And finally, this should teach some a lesson
A sign seen at a family restaurant's toilet wall :

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food ........ so please aim properly !