S MEN-THE LAST STAND

In the not too distant future, there has been a virus outbreak and a whole buncha people got sprayed by mucus causing them many diformities. Some call it a gift....some call it a curse...

Introducing.....

S MEN!!! SHIDIO MEN!!! SUCKY MEN!! SCREWED UP MEN!!!!
*music swells in background*
THE LAST STAND!!!!
*because after that, everyone died*

"PROFESSOR S IS MISSING!!!" Willirine bursts into the room where EVEning STORM and Mayclops were sitting. JULIE ICE KACANG followed closely and bumps into Willirine, causing his back to freeze up. Before she can go, "LOOK! ICE KACANG!!" and start to lick his back, his self-healing powers prove once again that he is in-ICE KACANG-able.

"WHAT?? PROFESSOR S IS MISSING??" EVE-ning STORM shouted. "Everyone!! SHADDUP-LAH!!!"

*room goes quiet as storm clouds appear outside the window*

suddenly, a small voice calls out... KE AI!! KE AI!! 3 small girls run into the room..

"We have seen where Professor S is hidden and he is KE AI!! no more."

"I bet ShockWave Trans and BENchoki had something to do with this..WILLIRINE!! DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO KEEP SCRATCHING YOUR BACK WITH THOSE MUTATED FINGERNAILS???!!!" MAYclops stares hard at Willirine...

"They're not fingernails!! They're cla.....claw.......cl..........HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAHAAA!!!"

"MAYclops!! Stop that!! This is NOT the time to use ur powers!! Stop staring at him!! SEE!! His tears are coming out already!!" JULIE ICE KACANG scolds.

EVEning STORM tries to lightning bolt them both but is distracted by the KE AIs shouting in the corner.."SHADDUP LAH!!!"

*the whole room goes quiet again* "That's better." EVEning STORM smiles. "Now...tell us where Professor S is hidden."

All 3 KE AIs start talking at once...

"KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI KE AI..!!!!"

"Whoops..sorry, we forgot to use the KE AI translator.." JULIE ICE KACANG apologizes and takes out an ancient looking device which she plugs into the KE AI's backs.

"Professor S was sitting on his comel when Benchoki arrived and squirted Choki-choki into his open mouth. Apparently, he was saying "NOOOOOO!!" with his arms were crossed, so he was easy target. His mouth was open, after all. The next thing we knew, Professor S turned fat and ShockWave Trans appeared shock-waving him into BEMANTHA!!! not just any normal BEMANTHA!!! A FAT BEMANTHA!!!!!!!"

"URGHHH!!!" Everyone shudders at the thought.

*a few moments pass*

"URGHHHH!!!" "So where did they take him to?" MAYclops asked.

"To the lairrrrrrrrrrrrr........."

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In another place, where chocolate trees grow and fat bemantha homosapiens roam about happily...

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO ATTACK WITH BOTH OUR POWERS!!! NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE REDUCED HIM TO!!" ShockWave Trans and BenChoki are having an argument.

They both look over at Professor S whimpering on the ground.

"Comel........choki.............choki coated comel...........bemantha.........fat.....urghh!!!!...........NoOOoOOoOOOOooo!!!!" he repeats over and over again...

"How was I supposed to know that you would turn him into Bemantha at the same time?? KETAM!!!"

"SO IT'S MY FAULT LA NOW...ISSIT?? ISSIT???"

"Can you stop shouting ar?? You're spitting on me."

"SHOUT WHAT?!?!?! NO ONE'S SHOUTING ALSO!!!! THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE!! THIS IS SHOUTING!!!!!"

"Ketam.....So what do we do now?"

"NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT WAIT FOR PYRO-CHIN AND A-CHRYSTAL-LIPS TO COME."

"And here they come now!!! ANNOUNCING PYRO-CHIN AND A-CHRYSTAL-LIPS!!"

"WHO ARE YOU ANNOUNCING TO?"

"Sweat!"

A-Chrystal-Lips shouts over to them, "Are you guys fighting again?!?!? Be careful that i don't suck out your powers with my...UHHH!! *makes threatening gesture with her lips*"

"AHHHHH!!! NO NO!! WE'LL BE GOOD!!"

"So what have we here..Professor S...URRRGHHH!!! WHAT DID YOU TWO DO TO HIM???"

Both BenChoki and ShockWave Trans start arguing again..Suddenly, a huge fireball propells them both backwards!! The fireball swells menacingly and melts all Choki Trees around them..Stupid Bemantha Homosapiens watch in awe..."OoOooOoOooOoOooOOOooooo....purrrtyyyyy.....duhhhhhhhh....."

"Keep quiet, you two...You made Pyro-Chin sneeze!" A-Chrystal-Lips hands him a tissue that immediately goes up in flames.

"HOU HOU!!!! YOU NEED YOUR DAILY DOSAGE OF ICE KACANG!!!!" a voice from above calls out lovingly. Everyone looks up to see JULIE ICE KACANG hovering above them in mid-air.

"What?!?! She can fly too??!!" A-Chrystal-Lips asks ShockWave Trans.

"I DON'T KNOW!!!" ShockWave Trans looks distressed and waves her hands in the air.

On closer inspection, *as JULIE ICE KACANG drifts lower* they see a small black swan flapping his wings AND eyebrows frantically, apparently to keep JULIE from crashing to the ground. Unfortunately, he didn't flap enough and JULIE crashed to the ground noisily, spraying Ice Kacang everywhere. Not the least bit embarrased, she quickly gets up and runs over to Pyro-Chin who panics and tries to hide behind A-Chrystal-Lips..

"Hou Hou......." JULIE rests her head against Pyro-Chin's shoulder and his face goes red with suppressed heat. "Hou hou........"

SUDDENLY Willirine jumps through the bushes and heads straight for BenChoki.

"SEI KU LEI!!!!"
"SEI CHI BI!!!!"
"TA KAU ARR???!?!!"
"CHUI FU LAH!!!!!"

Willirine attacks first but BenChoki is faster. He squirts Choki out of his wrists and before everyone's eyes, they watch Willirine grow fatter and fatter...but as suddenly as it happened, he shrank back to his own size again at the same pace..

"DAMN..I'm taller when i'm fat.."

BenChoki and ShockWave Trans attack again and Willirine's body grew fat and thin, he became Bemantha several times, sometimes fat...*to be honest, he looked pretty darn gross lorr* but his body managed to sustain its super-fast healing power..

As Pyro-Chin, A-Chrystal-Lips, JULIE ICE KACANG and poor fat bemantha-rized Professor S looks on, Willirine lunges towards the two evils and slices them with his demented fingernails..

*"CLAWS!!!!"*

okay...as he sliced them with his demented.... *

"THEY'RE NOT DEMENTED!!!"*

okAYYY!! as he sliced them with his almighty, wonderful CLAWS, BenChoki and ShockWave Trans both fall to the ground, beaten, old and ugly...

"Hou Hou................." But the other two evils have disappeared.

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In another part of the world, Jimbobeast is tied up to a chair, next to 6th-Figger-Finger and Wo-Shi-Ah-Sam.. Ashleinix stares them all down.

"Have you ever seen me angry?? YES ME!! your AH MA!!! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN YOUR AH MA ANGRY??!!!!"

"Wo shi ah sam and i've never seen you angry"

"Fergie......help meeee............."

"All I've ever done is fig...why am i here?? why am i even in this story??????"

"WHEN I BECOME ANGRY, THE WORLD WILL END!!! THE SUN WILL STOP SHINING!! THE OCEAN WILL BE SUCKED DRY!!! THE ONE ACADEMY WILL HAVE PARKING SPACE OUTSIDE WAITING FOR ME!!!!!!"

"SHADDUP LAH!!!"

Rain clouds appear, EVEning Storm walks through the door..

"You think you can save them?? HAHAHAHAA...don't make me laugh!!" Ashleinix sneers.

"SHADDUP SHADDUP!!!or we WILL make you laugh!!!"

"Laugh only ma...I'm not scared of you...!!!"

*CRASH*

MayClops crashes through the door with DickHead in tow...

"OH NO!! Have mercy!!!" Ashleinix cried out in fear...

"IT IS TOO LATE, ASHLEINIX...WHERE I HAVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND AND DRIVER BEFORE, YOU HAVE CHANGED...INTO THIS WILD HAIR BABE...I CANNOT TAKE IT!!! SO NOW I MUST STARE!!!!!!" MayClops unleashes her sharp gaze in Ashlienix's eyes....

"No...no.....n....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!"

EVEning Storm chuckles to herself.

"I didn't stare at you also.." MayClops is confused..

"I know...i just find her laugh so contagious.." EVEning Storm confesses. "Good job, MAYCLOPS!!"

"Thank you, EVEning Storm!!We have saved the day again!!!"

Oh but what is this!?!!!

From all four corners of the room, music is playing...and the lyrics are simple...

"ferfieeee.....feeerrrfie.........ferfiiiiiiieeee..........ferrrrrrrfiee.........."

"WHAT THE..!?!?! SHADDUPLAHHH!!!" EVEning Storm is outraged...How DARE Ashleinix listen to such cheesy songs...

"AHHH...NO!!" Everyone looks over at Jimbobeast who is sweating profusely in his seat..."Helppp....i must get out of here....."

"WO SHI AH SAM!! and I know that Jimbobeast will turn into something horrible if that music isn't turned off right now!!"

"How do you know that?" Mayclops asks.

"Because WO SHI AH SAM LAAHHHH!!!" And small tiny figurines pop up around him going, "Wo shi ah sam...wo shi ah sam....wo shi ah sam!!"

"Okay!! Okay!! We can't let that happen!! Who knows what he'll turn into...See..he's already changing colour..." EVEning Storm looks around the room. "But where is that music coming from?!?!?!"

"It....it......doesn....doesn't......matter!!!! Just get......me.......OUT OF HEREE!!!!!" Jimbobeast starts growling and snarling.

"EEK!!! I'll never fig again...just please....help me!!" 6th-Figging-Finger squeels..

"Oh no....it's.........too..............LATE....!!!"

"WO SHI AH SAM AND I KNOW IT IS TOO LATE!!!!" Small figurines keep up their "Wo shi ah sam" protest on the ground..

"AAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Everyone shield their eyes awaiting the horror to be over...but MayClops, being a pat kua auntie, just HAD to look...and the sight repelled her SO MUCH that she screamed 2 octaves higher than humanly possible..

"AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

this is what Jimbobeast has turned into:




AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

I love you.....you love me..............

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Back at headquarters, Everyone crowds around Professor S who as we all know is not only a Bemantha, but a FAT BEMANTHA!!!

"Yes...a fate worse than death" JULIE ICE KACANG looks down in despair..

"Wo shi ah sam...and i agree with SIFu....er...i mean, JULIE ICE KACANG...sorry..this script is hard to remember lah....."

"Shhhhh!!!! Don't mention script...no one will want to watch this movie anymore..."

"ARGHH!! WHY YOU SAY MOVIE?? THIS IS ALL REAL LAA!!!!"

"Ketam..what world are you living in wor?? This is all fake fake wan..."

"WO SHI AH SAM...AND..."

"SHADDUPLAH!!!"

********************THE END**************************


well...not quite....i think there'll be another episode coming up by A-Chrystal-Lips...

*important note* all characters are fictional, and were thought up by Chrystal and Sam in a moment of flur-ness...i'm sorry if i didn't play up some of your characters enough...there'll be more of u in the next episode...i promise!!