Facts About Life

Do you know that one starts to decay by the age of 15? Yes, 15, not 50.

Even if you excercise everyday,

you're decaying.

Even if you go for slimming sessions everyday,

you're decaying.

Even if you do facial treatment everyday,

you're decaying.

Even if you stop doing assignments,

you're decaying.

And when you're decaying, your hair turns gray.

So even if you color your hair green, white, purple, red, blue and yellow...

It's gray.


Now since you know these, stop doing those stuff and have a life,

have a Choki.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Argh! My flesh! It's DE-CAYING!!!!!!!!

Oh no wait...it's just a skin flake...

I'M DECAYYYINGG!!!! GOOD GRIEF, NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOoooOOoOOO!!!

I wonder how Michael Jacko feels...when he loses a flake of dry skin.

ThePinkRabbit said...

aiyo...this kind of facts also wanna put up??

nooOoOoOoooo...

Wee Wee said...

well at least better than someone playing with cow tits right?? hahaha...

CD055-1 said...

so... decaying is better than someone playing with cow tits? i see....

:P

Anonymous said...

Ah Bun ar, please TRY to remember that you're not the only person who posts stuff with the Shidio user name and therefore i suffer having people ask me why in the world do i write such wierd mind-boggling stuff when in reality i am peacefully (not!) struggling with my assignemnents with the intention of making my fellow Shidioers' noses bleed not even in the farthest corner of my mind while you type in randomly hilarious and gross things at the expense of my good name and well being..

In short, THINK BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK OF THINKING ABOUT THINGS LIKE THIS.

CD055-1 said...

i did announce in the past that i found out that i'm the only person using this account... so whenever cd0551 appears it would be me..

probably then you were inactive... and besides.. the stuff i wrote is so obvious it's me... would you add a "choki" or a "pau" in your posts? i doubt so~

Eve said...

who is the other cd0551? o_o

Eve said...

who is the other cd0551? o_o_o

CD055-1 said...

juliana
though last time i see her use "julie" and post before... guess i was mistaken~

Invi said...

CD055-1 is either Ben or the Julie babe. Actually... Ben should really just post as ALONE or PAUBOY... you're not the only Shidioer, ya know...

CD055-1 said...

i don't have a blog acc~ didn't intend to make one either

Anonymous said...

just end of the blog msg add in name kau tim

Royce Tan said...

WHHAHAHA i love this post.. its so funny!. such a great advert for choki!